Netflix’s Ripley has an amazing quantity to supply. It’s darkish and classy. It’s probably the most stunning issues on tv. It has an distinctive cat in it. Nevertheless, there’s one second in Ripley that’s so preposterous it threatens to undermine the complete collection. In case you haven’t seen Ripley, cease studying now. If in case you have, you already know precisely what I’m about to say.

It’s the bloody wig, isn’t it? For many of the collection, Andrew Scott’s Ripley is the charming and dapper conman he’s all the time been; an indeniable grasp of impersonation and misdirection. However within the ultimate episode that every one falls aside. As the web round him closes in, Ripley decides to confront the inspector on his case. However he does this in – and sadly there’s no approach of utilizing this phrase with out inverted commas – “disguise”, as a result of he already met him as soon as earlier than underneath an alias. So we see Ripley enter a wig store, to decide on the absolute best approach for him to camouflage himself fully. We see the instruments of his work from home, scissors and combs and spirit gum, to reassure us that Tom Ripley is a grasp of disguise with a stage of unparalleled experience. After which …

After which, properly, it appears bloody terrible, doesn’t it. It’s onerous to totally do justice to the disguise Tom Ripley comes up with in phrases alone. On one hand, it makes him appear to be a stray Bee Gee, or the cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz begrudgingly attending the marriage of one in every of his girlfriend’s associates, or a model of Noel Edmonds that hasn’t invested in correct lighting for his home. However on the opposite, and I actually can not state this strongly sufficient, it additionally makes him look precisely like Andrew Scott. If the purpose of a disguise is to hide your true identification to different folks, it’s an outright failure. This episode of Ripley is basically about Andrew Scott strolling right into a wig store then strolling out wanting like Andrew Scott, however Andrew Scott in a woeful wig.

‘A near-limitless succession of unhealthy wigs’ … Al Pacino as Phil Spector. {Photograph}: Hbo/Sportsphoto/Allstar

The worst factor about it, in fact – the factor that makes the complete collection disintegrate on sight – is that it truly works. The inspector visits Andrew Scott, has a full dialog with Andrew Scott and as a substitute of considering “Wait a minute, that’s simply the man I met earlier than, however in a wig that makes him look a bit how Common Zod would if Common Zod was inexplicably into disco music,” merely walks away. He doesn’t twig till the very finish of the collection, the huge fool.

Two issues to take from this, actually. The primary is that we actually must petition Netflix to make a brand new Inspector Ravini spin-off, entitled The Additional Adventures of The World’s Largest Numpty, by which he bumbles round Italy screwing up each single crime he encounters by letting suspects go and handcuffing himself to horses and customarily skidding round on crime-scene viscera like Todd Carty in Dancing on Ice. The second is that it’s time for Ripley to enter the pantheon of horrible display screen wigs.

Clearly Dexter is the runaway chief in terms of unhealthy display screen wigs. Which is unusual, as a result of wigs have been a sensible necessity for that present. For the entire of season 5, Michael C Corridor wore a wig to cowl up the hair loss he sustained having chemotherapy for his Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. However whereas this wig did the job completely, its success was undermined by one other wig he was compelled to put on. Intermittently all through the collection we noticed Dexter in flashback, which mainly amounted to a middle-aged man placing on a novelty Justin Bieber wig.

‘Like one thing coughed up by an particularly giant cat’ … Nicole Kidman’s wig in Prime of the Lake. {Photograph}: PR

There have been different frighteningly distracting wigs, too. When the producers of How I Met Your Mom determined to age-up Cobie Smulders, they did so by placing her in a wig so visibly product of nylon that it makes your enamel itch. Nicole Kidman’s wig in Prime of the Lake appeared prefer it was coughed up by an particularly giant cat. Technically Al Pacino is right here too, since his look within the 2013 TV film Phil Spector required him to put on a near-limitless succession of preposterously unhealthy wigs, though we now have to offer him a cross as a result of they have been all an identical to wigs Phil Spector additionally wore in actual life.

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However there’s one thing concerning the deranged chutzpah of the Ripley wig – the blistering sense of “will this do?” – that places it forward of the competitors. It’s virtually unbeatable in how ridiculous it’s. TV wigmakers, take into account this a problem.

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