Up early or lie-in? I’d love a lie-in, however I don’t get one as a result of we now have a canine. Till just lately, we had two. Millie was in Pet Love, the BBC sitcom Vicki Pepperdine and I did years in the past. She sadly died a couple of weeks in the past. Now I’m left with Levi, who wants an terrible lot of train.
The place are you canine strolling? If we’re in Wales, we’ll head into Snowdonia. If we’re in south London, we’ll go to the North Downs. Then it’s dwelling for berries, yoghurt and nuts. I’ve the identical boring breakfast each day.
Sunday lunch? I used to fantasise that I’d open the home for Sunday lunches, 1000’s of individuals would flip up and I’d be endlessly pouring bountiful rivers of gravy. In actuality, nobody desires to come back and see us.
Sunday music? I’m mates and neighbours with opera singer Nina Bennet, who’s in a TikTok choir. I’ll attempt to catch her for a bolt of classical excellence.
Sunday chores? Sunday is the day to meet up with every thing that’s been uncared for through the week. I’m obsessive about YouTube movies on litter management. My favorite is The Minimal Mother, this Midwestern Christian who retains a very tidy home. As an alternative of tidying, I’ll watch movies about tidying.
Then what? If I’m fortunate, I’ll get right down to the dump. Is there a greater feeling than driving away from the dump? It’s like going to confession. I go away on an enormous excessive.
Sunday evenings? If it’s Strictly season, I’ll be watching the outcomes and my husband can be watching Spurs.
Sundays rising up? Conventional and boring. Church at 9am, Sunday lunch, afternoons spent mendacity on sofas watching westerns and consuming goodies and cheese on toast. Then we’d crash.
Look ahead to or dread Mondays? I like the thought of the week to come back and what it holds. By Sunday evening, I’m bored of the weekend anyway.
Depraved Little Letters is out now
